Moms at book club were comparing iPhones. One mom confessed she doesn't own one. "You don't have an iPhone?" another mom gasped. "What do you do at red lights?"
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Other Moms -
added 01/06/2010
8 votes |  |
From another mom to me: "But I thought you were younger."
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Other Moms -
added 11/23/2009
2 votes |  |
When a friend learned of another's pregnancy, she said, "I thought your butt looked big!"
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Other Moms -
added 11/20/2009
2 votes |  |
Before her son came over for a playdate, a cautious Mom called and asked, "Do you have firearms in your house?" I thought she said, "firealarms," so I replied "Yes we do!" When she asked me where they were kept, I replied, "on the ceiling, of course!"
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Other Moms -
added 10/19/2009
4 votes |  |
I hitched a ride home with a friend and a woman I didn’t know from a school volunteer event. When I pointed out which house was mine to the driver, she said, “Oh, the guy that lives here is such a weirdo.” An awkward silence passed. “That would be my husband,” I pointed out.
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Other Moms -
added 08/31/2009
38 votes |  |