My 3 year old: "I wish I didn't have a nose." Mom: "Why?" 3yo: "If I didn't have a nose, I'd never smell so I'd never hafta take a bath."
My princess said: "When boys grow up, they become husbands. When girls grow up, they become honeys. You know like 'Honey, can you get that?'"
Son, watching me eat a salad: "Mom, are you a virgin?" Keeping cool, I asked: "What's a virgin?" He replied: "A person who doesn't eat meat."
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